After stumbling across http://www.kittyhell.com/ i've decided to put down my top bunch of Hello Kitty ug stuff....i like Hello Kitty's cuteness as much as the next person, my daughter has clothes with her on and i do partake in a little letter writing on Hello Kitty paper with my Hello Kitty pen, then go on to seal it into a Hello Kitty envelope to delight the person who receives it but seriously the whole HK phemonena may have a tad too far.... A Hello Kitty washing machine for all your cute washing needs. And a HK sewing machine for all the creative HK fans out there, to make their clothes to put into their HK washing machines!! Now this i need!! Hahaha!! I agree with this cuteness!!! So when you go on holidays what the one thing you always make sure is in your bag? Your Hello Kitty mosquito repellant patches of course!!!
Oooooooooooooooo....a Hello Kitty house...just what i've always wanted!!!!! And just in case you had some misguided concept that it was Jesus who died on the cross for the sins of all of man kind....think again my lovelies, it was Hello Kitty you uneducated swines!!!
What better way is there to be brought into this world than via the Hello Kitty hospital!!!
Now, excuse me crap American accent; "Fed up of stinky whiffs from your babies diaper? Sick of the smell of sick? Carrot puree breath not pleasing your nasal passage? Well have no fear!!! Hello Kitty BABY perfume is here....for all your little persons big odour problems" - SICK!!!
Ooooo....the horrible task of grass cutting is made easy with your trusty Hello Kitty lawnmower!
And of course all suited and booted business men want to go to work on a Hello Kitty tram dont they!!?! And of course all the worlds lovely little doggy woggies want a yummy Hello Kitty muzzle wuzzle dont they!
Ok ok....these are all very silly and somewhat annoying examples of Hello Kitty's domination of all things that seriously dont need to be Hello Kitty-fied, but "stop" i hear you cry..."she's just a cartoon cat who has far too many fans with far too much time on their hands....she harmless, leave her alone to infiltrate the nice side of society...cuteness can only be a good thing right!?"
WRONG MY LOVELIES!!!!
"Mummy i want some beer"...."But you can't darling, beer is for adults and you're only 3"... "But Mummy, beer is soooooooooooo cute!!!"Ooooooooooo a lovely, cute KKK Kitty...just what the world needs!
Oh and just in case you feel the need to shoot someone, make sure it's done with the new Hello Kitty shotgun...fully functional and including cute Hello Kitty bullets....kill them with cuteness! Tattoos are old news my friends and soooooooo a thing of the past...why not go for the defleshing mode of "self-art" and even better...do it in the shape of Hello Kitty, so you have a yummy, scrummy scar!!!
And if you dont believe that someone actually did this to themselves...here's the blog to prove it;
Oh...this is by far my favourite! Anyone guess what could be in these lovely little Hello Kitty packages? Perhap a Hello Kitty tea set? Or a lovely dress all boxed up? Could it be a super cute Hello Kitty board game? Well my friends, your guesses are wrong.... Allow me to introduce you to Hello Kitty cocaine!!!
Yep, no doubt the smugglers thought that by wacking a lovely picture of the famous mega-cute kitty on the package the customs officers would be fooled by the cunning disguise as Hello Kitty couldn't possibly have anything to do with cocaine now could she?!!?!?
Im all for doing what you want and getting the life tattooed out of ya with something you love and want to keep with you forever but seriously...is this girl gonna look down at her 70 year old wrinkled body and be proud of the pain she indured to always carry the visible manifestation of her undying love for....Hello Kitty!
...Right well, i just saw the trailer for New Moon and i think a little bit of wee came out!!! IM SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!
Jacob is in it and he looks pretty cool...he turns into a wolf mid-air which is always a good thing!!! As always Edwards doesn't let ya down with his vampire amazingness...i soooooooooooooooooo would!!! Bella and Edward have their first kiss...wowza!!! And to top off all the amazingness Dakota Fanning is in it as a baddie!!! Oh how could it get any better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now im off to get busy wishing my life away until November comes!
Had a lovely, busy bank holiday weekend. On Saturday me, Bobs and our friends went out to the RDS to collect our numbers for the mini-marathon. The Women's World show was on so we had a nice walk around collecting lots of freebies on the way.
The weather was yummers so me, Bobs, Hol and Cat spent the rest of the after in the playground! I love my little girl...even though she drives me mental she makes me feel squiggly inside....her thing this weekend has been to squish me tight and say 'ooooooooooooooooo, i love you so much!' LOVES!!!
Sunday was cool too...
We went out for our dinner with Russler and Karina to a pub. Dinner was yum. Proper roast beef! Large portion...yes!
Then we drove out to Howth and walked along the sea wall and got ice cream. Even by 8 o'clock the sun was still blazing and it was still sweatingly hot...think this is our summer! Once this bout of heat has gone i dare say that is it for us this year. It's too good to be true!
Monday was marathon day. Met the girlies in town and we walked up to the start line. Was brilliant waiting for it to start and everyone cheering once we kicked off. Had such a cool time. One of our girls had to pull out cos her leg was bocked! But other than that we all finished. A few split off but 5 of us stuck together...was so much fun!
Me and Jess had a much needed water fight at 6km, by which time we were all gasping and sweating and generally dying...so felt soooooooooooooooooo good after soaking each other! :P
Had such a brilliant brilliant day! Definately going to do it next year and we may even register to jog it...see if we can beat our time of 2hrs 5mins this year.All in all very proud of ourselves! Whoop whoop!! And we got a pretty little heartshaped medal for our efforts! And raised money for 1 in 4 - a charity that supports victims of sexual abuse.
But now it is Tuesday and im completely and totally fed up with everything going back to normal today!!! We really need a holiday cos this same ol' boring stuff is getting to us!!! Grrrrrrrrr!!! Hopefully in a few weeks time we'll be able to go off somewhere and relax...no bills, washing, cleaning or annoyance! :)
Yep! I did it! I actually made a full blown pie mash including fit liquor and im amazed with myself!!!! It turned out so much better than i expected...it was my first time to even attempt it so im proud that it was edible let alone scrummy!!!! The liquor was fly and im so gonna make it with every meal now....liquor overdose impending!!! Now you see it! Now you don't!!! YUM!!!