Friday, October 17, 2008

We're going to DisneyLand Paris..

Oh my god!!! Mum is taking us to DisneyLand Paris for New Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's our christmas present from her!!!!!!!! Can't wait!!!

The Park is open till 1 on New Years Eve....cant wait for the fireworks!!!!! Oooooooo!!! It's gonna be Bobs first time in already getting her all Disneyfied!!!! Hehehe!! Soooooooooo excitedddddddddddd!!!!!

Try this...

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Crazy Mother....

.....managed to convince Mum to drive us to Hobby Craft to have a nosey around for interesting stuff.... on the way home we were winding her up, annoying her and giggling!!! :P She got in a mood and hit chris, who was sitting next to her, and her watch undone...she flicked it off her wrist in her temper.................STRAIGHT OUT THE WINDOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris screamed at her to stop......she pulled in down the road (in the middle of Bexleyheath) and we had to run back and find it!!!! :P
It survived nearly being crushed by 2 buses!!!! :P
Could only happen to this family!!!

Thursday, October 9, 2008

More Spike...

A baby sardine saw her first submarine
She was scared and watched through a peephole.
"Oh, come, come, come," said the sardine's Mum,
"It's only a tin full of people."
Goodbye SS
Go away girl, go away
And let me pack my dreams
Now where did I put those yesteryears
Made up with broken seams
Where shall I sweep the pieces
My God they still look new
There's a taxi waiting at the door
But there's only room for you
The Soldiers At Lauro
Young are our dead
Like babies they lie
The wombs they blest once
Not healed dry
And yet - too soon
Into each space
A cold earth falls
On colder face.
Quite still they lie
These fresh-cut reeds
Clutched in earth
Like winter seeds
But they will not bloom
When called by spring
To burst with leaf
And blossoming
They sleep on
In silent dust
As crosses rot
And helmets rust.
Down the Stream the Swans All Glide
Down the stream the swans all glide
It's quite the cheapest way to ride.
Their legs get wet,
Their tummies wetter
I think after all
The bus is better.
There are holes in the sky
Where the rain gets in,
But they're ever so small
That's why rain is thin.

Love Spike Milligan!!!


'Twas midnight in the schoolroom
And every desk was shut
When suddenly from the alphabet
Was heard a loud "Tut-Tut!"

Said A to B, "I don't like C;
His manners are a lack.
For all I ever see of C
Is a semi-circular back!"

"I disagree," said D to B,
"I've never found C so.
From where I stand he seems to be
An uncompleted O."

C was vexed, "I'm much perplexed,
You criticise my shape.
I'm made like that, to help spell
Cat And Cow and Cool and Cape."

"He's right" said E; said F, "Whoopee!"
Said G, "'Ip, 'Ip, 'ooray!"
"You're dropping me," roared H to G.
"Don't do it please I pray."

"Out of my way," LL said to K.
"I'll make poor I look ILL."
To stop this stunt J stood in front,
And presto! ILL was JILL.

"U know," said V, "that W
Is twice the age of me.
For as a Roman V is five
I'm half as young as he."

X and Y yawned sleepily,
"Look at the time!" they said.
"Let's all get off to beddy byes."
They did, then "Z-z-z."

On the Ning Nang Nong

In the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
And the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning
Trees go ping
Nong Ning Nang
The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!

Monday, October 6, 2008

My weekend....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

....starting to get excited now for going to London on Saturday.

Bought Bobs a wheelie Iggle Piggle luggage set for her trip! :P She gets her own seat on the plane now. So grown up! :P
Can't wait to see everyone......

Went to see Tropic Thunder on Saturday..... Sooooooooooooooooooo funny!! Loved it!

'I'll swallow the gravy'

Ps; Robert Downy Jr's eyes make me weep!!!

Now i have the flu so im a sniffy, sicky, achy, moany mama and i wanna go to bed! Waaaaaaah!!!! And im angry cos someone (hint hint, i live with him) has annoyed me!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! Can't wait to wake up tomorrow and to feel better!! Plopsicle!!!!

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Crazy day yesterday....was gonna kill someone! Kids drive me mad!

Anyway, got stuck, walking in the rain to get the brats...but collected loadsa conkers on the way (the amusement never ends)...

Got home and had a nutty few hours....fingers and toes trapped in doors, broken juke box (again), chatter chatter chatter, fights, 'im hungry', blah blah blah....

So was happy at 4 o'clock when we decided to make monsters.....

The first of many hallowe'en activities!!! Whoop whoop!!!